May 17, 2024

Robert Pattinson

So, Say You… are Robert Pattinson. Do you get back with Kristen Stewart? Well, it seems they have done just that. Would you be willing to give your ex another chance?

Retaining…

So, Say You… are almost 30 and think it’s a glorious idea to go back to your childhood orthodontist and get a new retainer. $350 later, you realize you have the most god-awful lisp when wearing the retainer that is supposed to never come off. How do you keep your dignity throughout your work day  Read More…

TP TANGENTS!

So, Say you have coworkers, both male and female who share bathrooms and every time you go to use the restroom, the mother truckin toilet paper roll is EMPTY! You must drip dry in order to waddle over to get a new roll and sometimes you STILL get pee pee on your pants. Grrrrr How  Read More…

Nail Biter

So, Say You… are a nail biter. You are fully aware of how disgusting this habit is, yet you continue to unconsciously do it throughout your work day. Do I need to be hypnotized? Paint my nails with that nasty tasting polish after each hand washing? Or is this a cold turkey sort of thing.

New iPhone 5

So, Say You… want the new iPhone 5. Well, get in line because chances are, you’re 7,426th in line. Good luck.

Loss

So, Say You… have a friend who just had a miscarriage. What could you possibly say (or do) to help comfort them?

Baby Body

So Say You… had a baby and are tipping your 30s. When is it time to hang up the bikini bod and proudly rep the one-piece?

Kiss and Tell?

So, Say You just start dating a guy and everything about him is great. You are anticipating an even GREATER first kiss as the chemistry keeps building and building between the two of you. Then, that faithful day comes… he leans in, your palms are sweating and your stomach drops and… ew! Terrible. Surely the  Read More…

Yoga Stinks

So, say you fart during yoga class… how do you react??

If Attacked By A Zombie…

Do You – A. Run B. Hide C. Shoot D. Do the Thriller