August 11, 2020

Who Stole My Bacon?

All of this talk about having a bacon shortage is really making me nervous.  My heart says yay, but my stomach says no way!  Let’s face it, bacon is one of those things that makes the world go around.

If you want anything to taste better all you have to do is add some crispy bacon.  I even saw a show the other night where they put bacon on top of their donuts and everyone fell in love with it.  Just think if you couldn’t get bacon on your baked potato?  No bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits.  No BLT’s!

Who in the world is going to eat a Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich minus the bacon?  Obviously vegetarians are not included in this discussion by the way.  What will Cracker Barrel start serving instead of bacon?

It just isn’t the same ordering two eggs and toast minus the bacon.  So bacon lovers we must unite and somehow put an end to this so-called shortage.

Either that or I guess I will have to go buy some pigs to put in my back yard.  Feel free to give your thoughts on the possibility of this world without bacon.

You can also purchase your I ♥ bacon shirt here to show your support.

Comments

  1. Turkey Bacon!!

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